Phone rings.
Me: This is Chenzo
Guy: Hey man, we run a ‪#webcompany‬ and keep running into people you have worked with and speak nothing but amazing things. We are a bit slow and would like to know if you could send us some work?
Me: Sure, send me over your website and what platform you guys specialize in and see what I can do.
Guy: We don’t have one yet.
Me: Maybe next time, “man”. ‪#nobull